Amazon Fire HD 8 Plus Tablet (2022): For Those Who Need A Slightly Better Version

Don’t you love when tech giants release new gadgets? Amazon’s been at it again with their Fire HD 8 Plus tablet. And let me tell you; it’s totally the most groundbreaking tablet out there. So, buckle up and prepare to be sarcastically amazed by the Fire HD 8 Plus’ unique features, and learn why it’s the absolute best (or not) tablet for you.

Design: Plastic Fantastic

You know what they say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! Amazon has taken that mantra to heart with the Fire HD 8 Plus. It looks exactly like the previous model, but it’s thinner and lighter. Because, you know, that’s the most innovative design change one could make.

The all-plastic construction is surprisingly sturdy, though. It’s like Amazon knows you’ll probably drop it at some point. So, if you’re into plastic and sturdiness, you’ll be thrilled with the Fire HD 8 Plus.

Performance: Who Needs Speed?

As a sarcastic tech enthusiast, I adore slow gadgets. Thankfully, the Fire HD 8 Plus comes with a 2.0 GHz hexa-core processor that Amazon claims is 30% faster than the previous version. In reality, it’s not exactly a speed demon, but hey, it does what it’s designed to do: deliver Amazon content.

So, if you’re into a tablet that’s just fast enough to manage your Amazon addiction, this one’s for you.

Display: Pixels, Pixels Everywhere

The Fire HD 8 Plus features an 8-inch, 1280 x 800 pixel display that is… not great. But who needs a high-quality display anyway? It’s not like we watch videos, read books, or play games on tablets, right?

Sure, pixelation might be visible in text, and the colours might not be as rich as on other tablets, but it’s perfect for anyone who doesn’t care much about display quality.

Storage: Choose Your Own Adventure

The Fire HD 8 Plus offers 32 GB or 64 GB of storage, and you can expand it up to 1 TB using the microSD card slot. That’s pretty decent for a tablet that doesn’t do much other than entertain you with Amazon content.

So, go ahead, and load it up with all the books, movies, and music you can handle. It’s not like you’ll run out of space anytime soon.

Battery Life: Impressively Slow Charging

Amazon claims the Fire HD 8 Plus has a 13-hour battery life. In reality, you might get 10 hours of streaming video, which isn’t too shabby. But what’s truly impressive is the charging time.

With the included 5-watt charger, you’ll have plenty of time to catch up on your favourite shows while you wait for your tablet to charge overnight. Or, you can use a 15-watt charger to speed things up a bit. Because who doesn’t love spending extra money on accessories?

Wireless Charging: At Least It’s Convenient

The Fire HD 8 Plus is compatible with Qi-certified wireless chargers, which means you can plop it down on a charging pad and let it do its thing. This is a genuinely convenient feature, so kudos to Amazon for including it.

But don’t get too excited, the wireless charging dock is sold separately. Of course, it is.

Entertainment: All Amazon, All the Time

The Fire HD 8 Plus is perfect for anyone who wants to stream content from Amazon and only Amazon. Sure, you can also access BBC iPlayer, Prime Video, Netflix, Disney+, and NOW, but let’s be honest, Amazon is the real star here.

And if you’re into multitasking, the split-screen feature allows you to send emails or look up recipes while watching your favourite Prime Video show. What a time to be alive!

Alexa: The Voice Assistant You Totally Need

Alexa, Amazon’s voice assistant, is here to help you whether you like it or not. Ask her to play videos, open apps, shop online, or control your smart home devices. And don’t worry, Amazon has your privacy in mind, so you can view and delete your voice recordings or toggle Alexa on and off whenever you want.

Extra Features: Because Every Tablet Needs Extras

The Fire HD 8 Plus has a few additional features, like expanding storage with a microSD card and the Amazon-designed case to protect your tablet. But remember, these extras come at an additional cost because Amazon knows you don’t have enough gadgets already.

Sustainability: At Least They Tried

Amazon has made an effort to be more sustainable with the Fire HD 8 Plus. The tablet is made with 35% post-consumer recycled plastics, and its packaging is made of 95% wood-fibre-based materials from responsibly managed forests or recycled sources. So, there’s that.

Conclusion: It’s A Tablet

The Amazon Fire HD 8 Plus tablet is, well, a tablet. It’s not the fastest or the fanciest, but it gets the job done if you’re all-in on Amazon content. If you’re looking for a budget-friendly tablet that’s just good enough, then this might be the perfect sarcastic choice for your Amazon addiction.

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